M&T Girl: Do you think I can read my cheat sheet if it’s size 5.5 font?
Aggressive freshman: Let’s MERT the shit out of him.
McDonalds' Employee: I can't do what?
McDonalds' Manager: When she asked you to make a milkshake, you said "go fuck yourself."
Pre–frosh: I’ve never really played pong before.
Current Frosh: It’s a pretty good game, dude.
Sorostitute: My sister–in–law ACTUALLY believes she started the bookbag trend! As if!
APES Bro: Only peasants have iPhone 4s.