Campus Life
Overheard at Penn: 2.14.13
Guy: For a while it was funny, but now I just fucking hate her.
How to Cope with Valentine's Day
How do you want to cope with Valentine's Day? Defy your singlehood, or rage against the Hallmark Holiday?
Ego of the Week: Isabel Friedman
Street: The show’s tomorrow! How has the buildup to the Vagina Monologues been going? Isabel Friedman: We’re at the end of Vagina Season and this year, we’ve had a lot more events than before.
The Roundup: 2.14.13
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, you little suffragettes! Like most of you, Highbrow’s been ignoring the Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day and focusing on things that MATTER.
The Do's and Don'ts of Valentine's Day
Five things to avoid on the national day of love and five ways to successfully feel all the exes and ohs
Dispatch: Vagmons Downtown
10:00 p.m.: Receive text: “are you going to cunt party?” 10:01 p.m.: Ignore text.
Top 10 Ways to Survive that Chilly Walk to Class
1. Dress in layers. Don’t be afraid to throw on that ski mask.
Campus Shortcuts to Avoid the Cold
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Word on the Street: I Think I Know You From Somewhere
Welcome to Penn, where students overlap in webs more complicated than that gross hook–up diagram from "Jersey Shore." Forget six degrees of separation.
Overheard at Penn: 2.7.13
Girl 1: If I keep eating this much, I’m going to gain so much weight. Girl 2: I wish I had a tapeworm.
Ego of the Week: Bhargavi Ammu
This longtime Fisher RA, MERT miracle worker and self–proclaimed Indian grandmother knows how to alternate your spring break, leads Penn’s Dance Arts Council and is a proud member of Oracle.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Orientation and De–flowerization
I think I might be gay. First off that is not a question, which is especially ironic for someone who is questioning their sexuality.
Top 10 Ways to Distract Yourself in Your Laptop-Free Lecture
So your professor banned laptops—what’s a tired, hungover student to do?
Shit Penn Kids Do, Part Deux
Ego proudly presents an ode to AlliedBarton and Bon Appetit. These beloved Penn personalities work in the dorms, dining halls and other campus establishments, and were eager to share their wildest memories of Quaker debauchery.
