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Overheard At Penn
Joke Issue: Young Lady On Locust: Who’s General Franco? Other Young Lady On Locust: He’s trying to free the Mexicans, of course! Dashing Young Dandy: I mockingly asked her to, you know, be my Mata Hari, and she blushed and asked me to leave … When did women get so puritannical? Less Dashing Dandy: When they stopped wearing corsets. Fraternity Brother: Syphilis doesn't exist.
The Septic Tank
Joke Issue: Hello hello, Cholly here! Good morrow ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another fine week in the year 1934.
Overheards: 10.28.2010
Slightly tipsy Street Editor: Wow. The moon is moving really fast tonight. Bro at City Tap House: Are we trying to get drunk and pantsless tonight, or what? History TA: Questions?
Review: City Food Tours Philadelphia
If you’re going on one of the gastronomic jaunts around Philly hosted by City Food Tours, come hungry — but not too hungry.
Dispatches: Kweder Woz Here
11:45 p.m.: Leave Blarney. Almost soil myself with excitement at the thought of yet another Tuesday night with Kweder.
Toasts & Roasts: 4.22.10
Fling is intense. Highbrow commends any pre or post Fling drinking, because damn, that’s baller. The Tuesday after Fling, Friars drank and chalked. Props for drinking a mere two days after Fling.
True Life
Last summer, like many a College student, I needed cash. After exhausting my PennLink opportunities, I expanded my search to Craigslist.
True Life
I’m a person who has a highly regimented poop schedule. Here’s the way it works. I try to poop before I go to bed, but that usually doesn’t work.
True Life
The best thing about joining a sorority was that I got 150 new sisters. My Facebook friend count became enviably high overnight.
Toasts & Roasts: 04.1.10
Congratulations Alpha Phi! We heard you guys won best sorority for the third year in a row at the Greek awards dinner!
Overheard: 4.1.10
In line at ABP: Bronzed Whartonite: I was so lazy... all I did was have sex with her all the time. At Sammy, upon noticing a kid passed out on the floor: The OFSA ‘Fire Watch’ Guard: Make sure he drinks water.
True Life
It is sad, but it is true: I have two differently sized feet. Now I know what you must be thinking, ew, gross!
True Life
I’m bored of Van Pelt. I don’t want to Rosenparty, I just want to get my work done. But I’ve exhausted my alternative study spots.
True Life
I want to leave my mark on the world. And frequently I do, with a chisel tip paint pen. There’s no bigger rush than scrawling my tag on a clean-painted surface, staking my claim on mailboxes and traffic signs right under the noses of oblivious passers-by.
True Life
Last week, I took part in the massive disappointment known as Restaurant Week. Tempted by tapas at an affordable price, I seized the opportunity to dine at a restaurant where my student-sized wallet might not usually be so welcome.
The Round Up: 6.4.09
As always, we will be Old City-bound tomorrow to check out the latest and greatest from the contemporary art scene.
WTF?
Although we at Street tend to be know-it-alls about everything cool, sometimes we just have to say, “WTF, mate?” Maybe you’ve gotten a Facebook invite to one of their downtown parties; maybe the suave Italian boy in designer jeans has dropped the name during your history class.
(In)Decent Exposure
The select few of us Penn students who are not from the tri-state area had limited options when it came to celebrating the Jewish New Year.
Best Week Ever: Jews
Every year between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, you may find your Jewish friends asking you for forgiveness.
