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A Valentine's Day Message
Girl, did you know that I created my stage name when I learned that I was due to be born on Valentine’s Day?
Ask An Alum
This week' alum: Petey "Buttons" Mickelson (W' 25), Penn Football Player 1921 - 1925 Both teams have strong passing games.
Sundance Shoutouts
Last weekend, after 10 days and 200 films, Sundance concluded another exciting indie film festival.
Helpful Hostess
Happy Restaurant Week, student! What a lovely treat it shall be to share a delicious meal with yummy friends.
Report: Student Just Up And Drops Class
According to a report from the University Registrar this Wednesday, College junior Clyde Clintock dropped Introduction to Psychology after attending only one of the Tuesday/Thursday lectures.
Help Yourself
Confidence Confidential by Dr. Lane Golic claims to hold all the secrets necessary to evolve from a wallflower to a life-of-the-party-flower.
Helpful Hostess
When you host a pre-gaming function, your guests will expect the chance to play one to three games of Beer Pong, depending upon team performance and number of party attendees.
Pledging Allegiance Hard
I started off rushing for the free food and alcohol, but after a night of brotherly bonding at Atlantis Gentleman’s Club, I realized that fraternity life has a lot to offer.
Ask An Alum
My roommate has been using the same towel all year and has never washed it. She says it’s okay because if she only uses it to dry her body once it’s clean, but still, right? —Mopey About Mold If your story were a movie I was adapting, the main conflict would be between you and your roommate.
I Must Not Die
Lately, the Penn Video Network has been playing the 2006 teen comedy, John Tucker Must Die. For obvious reasons, I’m not thrilled about it.
Ask Ashley!!!
Hey guys! All That's Ashley here (that's me!) to answer this week’s tweens pressing issues.
Shoutouts Fall 2009
To the girl who kept insisting “she never does this” as she went down on me: You didn't have to keep stopping and telling me.
Lowbrow's Londerful Levaluation
People value our opinion here at The Street, (we added a 'the' for legitimacy/increased street cred… get it?
Blank is the New Blank: 10.29.09
Samhain is the new Farrah Fawcet Overshadowed by its creepy counterpart, but just as deserving of an E!
Locust Lexicon: Samhain
Samhain sa?mh'in [Ed. note: Yes, that's right. It's pronounced Sah-ween.] n. A modern festival in various currents of Neopaganism that is based on, or inspired by, Gaelic traditions.
Drink of the Week: Samhain Cocktail
Traditionally consumed as a means of divination, the Samhain cocktail is a melting pot of the holiday’s centuries-old rituals.
Happy Samhain
Guide To: A Joyous Samhain Bonfire The last year has been rough: Mischa Barton never made her comeback (we’ll love you always and forever Coop), handjobs are slutty again and your fixie’s spokes are all busted.
Vampiropoly: Carmilla Goes to Penn
In a forgotten time, in a land far away, Carmilla — the fair maiden of this tale — lived in a schloss.
The Intern: Part 3
A Summer of Experience A Semi-autobiographical Account of My Life By Rachel Stern-Stein After months spent cruising through the coiling canals of corporate America — spreadsheets, progress reports, photocopies, filing cabinets and arch nemeses named Chastity — Rachel had seemingly successfully reached her ultimate destination: the oh-so-crucial final PowerPoint presentation and Intern Evals.
