1. Leaf Cape
Capes are so in this season. Gather leaves while you walk to class and knit them together to make a fun cape. Doubles as a handy disguise if you see your crush on Locust! Jump into a bush, throw this baby on and you’ll be good to go.
Ditch your bike and cruise around campus in style. Functional and fashionable, these are a wardrobe essential.
3. Harambe apparel
No one is sick of this meme and it’s an easy way to show people you’re funny and cool. Extra points if you wear it to your social justice seminar and reference it frequently in class.
If you’re wearing Lululemon you’re basically saying you’re a blind sheep with no independent thought. Wear lemons instead and show you have some imagination.
On behalf of everyone in your recitation… Please?
6. Your self–doubt
Don’t mask your insecurities, wear them!
It’s for your safety, not ours.
8. A Bluetooth
The sleekest technology for communicating with the mothership.
9. Loin cloth
It feels like you’re always getting hugged, right?