Realist: It’s sad because nobody is gonna tell him his beats suck just cause he’s in Theos.

Academically inclined voyeur: Dude, look at this photo of my professor at a strip club!

Guy who probably ships Cersei and Jamie: I know my dad hooked up with your aunt, but I think we could continue the familial relationship.

Creative writing prof:  If you ever have a choice between a boyfriend and a cheese sandwich, stick with the cheese. 

Questionable comrade:  If you don't make out with your best friends like are you even best friends?

Castle cultural relativist: Oh, but sleeping with your friends is normal in the Netherlands!

Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.


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