Purple Jesus, a.k.a. "I agree with Kris"
Ingredients: 1.0 ounce ginger ale
2.0 ounce. vodka
1.0 ounce. grape juice
Directions: fill a highball glass almost full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into highball glass, stir well and serve.
Watery Beer, a.k.a. The Blarney Stone Special
Ingredients: 1 part beer
1 part water
Directions: Mix the two -- now you have lite beer.
The Ugly, a.k.a. The Intuiton's favorite drink
Ingredients: 8.0 ounces beer
2.0 ounces tomato juice
Directions: Pour the beer into a glass. Slide the tomato juice down the inside of the glass... slowly! Once the juice has settled, bottoms up! Optional: put drop of hot sauce (Tabasco etc.) in middle before bottoming it.
The Crack Boy, a.k.a. University Pinball
Ingredients: 6.0 ounces beer, preferably Rolling Rock
1.0 unit eggs
2.0 ounces ginger ale
2.0 ounces Jack Daniels
Directions: Pour beer into frosty mug, add Jack, add ginger, add egg.
The Sonic Bong, a.k.a. The Penn Environmental Club
Ingredients: 1.0 bottle not Budweiser beer
4.0 handfuls ice
5.0 bongfuls be sure to fill both chambers water
Directions: pour ingredients into bong, add ice that will fit down chamber, drink and enjoy!
Rolling Estonian, a.k.a. Who's rolling? Is it speedy?
Ingredients: 1.0 cup cranberry juice
1.0 splash ginger ale
1.0 cube ice
1.0 ounce vodka
Directions: pour vodka and cranberry juice into a glass with ice. Add a splash of ginger ale. Stir. Enjoy.
Pimp Juice, a.k.a. Beta Theta Pi's attempt
Ingredients: 4.0 ounce grapefruit juice
3.0 cubes ice
1.5 ounce vodka
Directions: whack 'em all in and have a groovy time baby!
From Russia with Love, a.k.a mail order bride
Ingredients: 8.0 ounces beer
2.0 ounce vodka
Directions: drop the x-large shot of vodka in the beer and chug the nuclear explosion!
Cum2Soon, a.k.a. the Penn boy
Ingredients: 1.0 ounce bourbon
1.0 ounce peach schnapps
1.0 ounce vodka
Directions: put a scoop of ice in a mixing cup, add the vodka, bourbon and peach schnapps, shake and strain pour into a shooter or cocktail glass.
Bum Fucker, a.k.a. Strictly Funk
Ingredients: 1.5 ounce Jack Daniels
1.5 ounce tequila
Directions: mix and serve in lowball glass.
Woo-woo, a.k.a. To Wong Foo, thank you for everything
Ingredients: 6.0 ounces cranberry juice
1.0 ounce peach schnapps
1.0 ounce vodka
Directions: Shake well and serve in a high ball glass.
