Stop It: Trimspa Pills
If you think Anna Nicole Smith has lost weight due to those chalky sugar pills, you are trippin'. Ms. Vicki Lynn is taking crack cocaine to get that svelte figure. It apparently took her a year to drop nearly 70 lbs, but have we heard about her exercise regimen? Her change in eating habits? Trust, she spent that year developing an addiction. Now we're supposed to believe that the journey to model-thin nirvana begins with a jar of placebos with a has-been playmate on the side. Please, I like my Texan gold-diggers blonde and buxom. And I like my weight-loss solutions to involve a little more than giant mediciny-tasting tic-tacs.
Rock It: Textured Hose
This year socks and sweaters aren't the only ones getting some argyle action. Stockings and tights are no longer confined to opaque nude styles. Raised stripes, cable work and even lace make subtle yet interesting patterns in this fall's hosiery. Perhaps you'll be on your way to recitation when a Leggs talent scout spots you with those tantalizingly intricate stockings. Suddenly, you're whisked away to Oslo where you gain tremendous fame as a model in the Nordic hosiery market. You'll never know until you unleash the power of texture.
