Opposite day was not the single most difficult part of Elementary School, but it wasn't not un-fun, either. Since fifth grade was not a while ago, we didn't think we'd not remind you of the covert and not subtle nuances of Same Day.
Becky likes you. You're pug-fugly. Drown in a pool of your own virginal blood.
Becky like-likes you. Becky's a slut. You still drown.
Mike said that Kelly said that Jenny said that she heard that Becky like-likes you.
They think that Becky's a slut. You're still pug-fugly.
Becky thinks you're gross.
Becky thinks you look like JTT. She wants to kiss you under the fireworks at Disney World.
Do you want to play Bloody Murder tonight?
You're the slowest person we can stand to be around. We will make you go hide and then go inside and play video games.
I really want you to come to my birthday party at Laser Galaxy.
My mom told me that I had to tell you that I really want you to come to my birthday party at Laser Galaxy. Don't talk to my friends.
I stay up until midnight.
I don't want you to know that I go to bed before the Sun does.
My dad's a doctor.
I don't have a dad. My mom says I'm a bastard.
Your mom's hot.
Your mom is hot.
Teacher, I believe it is important, judging by the constant threat of global proletariat revolution, to actively inculcate values that support freedom and leadership in the world of technology and the mutual exchange of ideas.
Teacher, I do not believe it is important, judging by the constant threat of global proletariat revolution, to actively inculcate values that support freedom and leadership in the world of technology and the mutual exchange of ideas.
I once puked up an entire pizza. It was sooo cool.
I'm lactose-intolerant. And it came out the other end. It was not sooo cool.
My mom let's me watch R-rated movies.
The only movie I've ever seen is The Land Before Time, and I covered my eyes during the T-Rex scenes.
No, '69' is not when you kiss a girl on her butt, idiot.
The big kids on the bus told me that '69' is when you kiss a girl on her butt.
I know you are but what am I?
I know you aren't but what am I not?
