* 2 parts Southern
Comfort
* 1 part Amaretto
(almond liqueur)
* 1 part Sloe gin
* Orange juice to taste
Forget the Middle Eastern mammer-jammer, that falafel shit's bammer, exam crammer or office hours scammer, sit yourself down to an Alabama Slammer.
Who should drink it: Cell Block D, Prisoner #3704
Who shouldn't drink it: Pinko yuppie Yankee carpetbaggers
Where you should drink it: Monster truck rallies, Nascar races or other shows of completely platonic male bonding
Where you shouldn't drink it: In the correctional facilities of our fine Dixie states. Specifically, while bathing (who wants water in their drink?)
What you should eat while drinking it: Grits, bitch
What you shouldn't eat while drinking it: Falafel
