Chremastistophilia
Sexual attraction to being robbed.
You beat off to the police blotter and think the past few weeks on campus have been orgasmic.
Coulrophilia
Sexual attraction to clowns.
Bozo a sex symbol? Sure, when I was like five, jeez.
Eproctophilia
Sexual attraction to human flatulence.
Whoever smelt it, dealt it. and liked it.
Gerontophilia
Sexual attraction to the elderly.
These people didn't help out at nursing homes for the community service hours.
Nasophilia
Sexual arousal by the sight, touch or often the erotic sucking of human noses.
Takes the Eskimo kiss to the next level. Added bonus: if they catch a booger they shoot it in your face.
Sploshing
Sexual arousal by wet and messy substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin.
If the movie Heavyweights had a sex scene, this is what it would look like.
top 5 Campus Fetishes
Graphitifism
Graphite makes your diamonds hard.
When you're in class, you may hold your pencil a little tighter. Then stick it up your butt.
Pedmotophilia
Sexually aroused by walking.
Walking on sexshine.
Glasocutus
Sexually aroused by eyewear
Your spank bank includes librarians, nerds, JAPs and Clark Kent.
Motocomphilia
Sexually aroused by typing.
Your keyboard is a wonderland. you'd type with three hands if you could.
Faceboophilia
Sexually aroused by Facebook.
Come ON. Who isn't?
