The Tongue Bath Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat and my lover is my beautiful newborn kitten. From her toes to her face, I bathe her the only way my species knows how - with my tongue. I keep cat ears and a water bottle on my nightstand - the ears for authenticity and the water bottle for the cottonmouth afterwards.
Signed, Mittens from KS
Ethernet Cables Every time I see one of those long, hard cables (symbolic of everything that is beautiful and perfect in this world), I feel the sudden urge to copulate. During intercourse, I have my partner wrap it around my body tightly, at which point, I relish in its dot-com splendor.
Signed, Sexually Asian
