Only wear fur from ugly animals and NOT super cute ones like bunnies or small dogs.
Support Barack Obama because George Clooney does. Start making t-shirts that either say "Barack is Hott" (2 T's) or "Obama is the Bomb-a."
Buy a Prius so you can get an invite to the uberexclusive Prius/Skyy Vodka party. I heard Leo DiCaprio is gonna be there. So hot, so single.
Promote asylum for illegal immigrants. If Lupita can't bring her family, then who is going to build my closet extension?
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“Scrubs,” a medical comedy following young doctor John “JD” Dorian and fellow hospital workers, was a show that utilizes music to its greatest extent, using it to score everything from JD’s wacky fantasies to big romantic hook–ups to sad scenes tainted by death.
If you’re looking for boobs and blockbusters, look to the theaters. If you’re looking for real black–and–white substance, look to the past.
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