Radio host Don Imus called the Rutgers women's basketball team a bunch of "nappy-headed hoes." Philomathean society strokes chin (self), discusses etymology of term "nappy."
A New York couple is retiring by taking a cab to their Arizona retirement home. Insert your own racial cabbie slur here.
According to a new report, the world's poorest nations will suffer the brunt of global warming's effects. Sweden throws celebration party, dishes out Nobel Prizes as party favors.
Fidel Castro is improving in health, writing two op-ed columns this week for a Cuban newspaper. Castro proceeded to censor articles, imprison himself for vague and shaky charges, and eventually wash up on the shore of Florida, shot in the head.
Avril Lavigne denied making snarky comments this week about Britney Spears. She was just trying to level with bald Britney; wonders why she has to go and make things so complicated.
Intel has built an Intel Museum in an effort to preserve its history. Unclear why it didn't just set its preferences to remember visited pages for the past fifteen years.
Huntsman Au Bon Pain employee suspected of murder, hasn't shown up to work since shooting. ABP fans miss his famous peanut butter cookies ... they were "to die for."
"It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead." - Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)
