A drunken man needed to be rescued from his ex-lover's house after he tried to break into her home. The former Mrs. Claus had no comment.
A couple sued their doctor over their in vitro fertilization procedure that produced twins, instead of the single child they had wanted. The two were apparently unaware of the clinic's buy one, get one free_deal.
The number of escalator-related accidents in the United States has risen due to a larger amount of people wearing the popular footwear Crocs. Analysts believe there is either some type of design flaw or that people who wear Crocs are just complete dumbasses.
A gang member was jailed this week for selling counterfeit Viagra pills. Authorities knew something was up when something else wasn't.
Bush accuses the Democrats of risking the health of poor children. 50% of children are without coverage, another 50% with coverage are fat, and the last 50% are prematurely bald, meaning 150% of our children are left behind.
Justin Timberlake recently discussed his former relationship with Britney Spears on The Oprah Winfrey Show. He lamented Britney's current state, but also noted "what goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around. crazy bitch."
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed on Monday in New York that homosexuals do not exist in Iran. They have, apparently, all blown themselves up.
Mini-cows are being raised in California. White Castle inquiring within.
