John Edwards wants to provide college for everyone. Ivy League organizes joint capital campaign in protest.
Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner was elected Argentina's first female president, taking over for her husband. Transfer of power in marriage to substitute for transfer of bodily fluids.
Last Wednesday, a student reported seeing an Amish man on Locust Walk talking on his Blackberry. An actual blackberry, that is.
The Airbus A380 of Singapore Airlines recently released luxury cabins with an open bar, flat screen TVs and fold-up beds. Rich people incensed it isn't equipped with wireless.
On Tuesday, Britney Spears released her new album, Blackout. Well, that explains the past four years.
A lock of Che Guevara hair was auctioned off for $119,500. Cuba issues official statement: "WTF."
A recent poll found that 1 in 3 Americans believe in ghosts. Global warming, though, that's just ridiculous.
A scientist announced this week that the human race will eventually split into two species. Goes on to identify Michael Jackson as the new missing link.
