'Tis the day after Halloween and all through Upenn
Not a creature is stirring, not even Ol' Ben.
The costumes are thrown on the floor with no care
As the memories of last night, twirl in the air.
Bumble bees, kittens, pumpkins, the like,
That girl dressed as a homeless man outside of Pike.
HO-lloween, HO-lloween,
HO-lloween, you see,
Is a holiday for girls to dress really skanky.
Boys too, don't forget, dress with great decadence,
So trust me, as I do try to
convince,
That this HO-liday of sorts, this great pumpkin night,
Has turned into a shit-show, oh believe me, I'm right.
If you're curious if your costume will make the cut,
Just make sure that whatever you are is prepended with slut.
Slutty pirate, slutty crayon, even slutty Bo Peep
With her slutty little cane, and her slutty little sheep.
Boys walk around with capes, their chests mostly bare,
Girls do the same, but expose their lower derriere.
Oh little Charlie Brown, what would you say?
It was you who dreamt of the great pumpkin on this fine holiday.
The world is a mess, the Red Sox, they won,
California's ablaze and Bush is mad at Iran,
But let's get back to our Roots (or see the SPEC show)
And next year how 'bout we not dress up as hoes?
This holiday is about pagans and getting free candy
But hold on to your skank costumes! They may come in handy,
If you become a stripper or move to the tropics.
Now, read on, my dear readers, about all of our topics.
We have a lot of great content, I really must say
Happy Thursday to all, and have a good day.
