Get excited, Penn: Highbrow found some free gems on Craigslist, just for you.
Free female cat: Three year old female cat needs to be the only four legged pet in the house. Free to a loving home.
DID SOMEONE SAY FREE PUSSY?
Free exercise bike: Works great! Moving and trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible. Free exercise bike. Great working order. No issues. Must pick up.
Free adult diapers: Not pull ups, size XX Large, fits hip sizes 58''-63''.
Work benches: curb alert. Free work benches.
Free "Jacuzzi" tub: used Kohler, "jacuzzi" type, jetted, drop in soaking tub. Brass fixtures, waterfall effect fill. Used. Everything seems to work, but never actually used it.
Free Silkie Rooster: free silkie rooster, four-and-a-half months old. We hate to give him up, but the neighbors aren't happy.