Get excited, Penn: Highbrow found some free gems on Craigslist, just for you.

Free female cat: Three year old female cat needs to be the only four legged pet in the house. Free to a loving home.

DID SOMEONE SAY FREE PUSSY?

Free exercise bike: Works great! Moving and trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible. Free exercise bike. Great working order. No issues. Must pick up.

BYE POTTRUCK

Free adult diapers: Not pull ups, size XX Large, fits hip sizes 58''-63''.

SHIT HAPPENS

Work benches: curb alert. Free work benches.

YOU BETTER WORK, BENCH.

Free "Jacuzzi" tub: used Kohler, "jacuzzi" type, jetted, drop in soaking tub. Brass fixtures, waterfall effect fill. Used. Everything seems to work, but never actually used it.

DRIP SWEAT; LET ME SEE YOU GET WET.

Free Silkie Rooster: free silkie rooster, four-and-a-half months old. We hate to give him up, but the neighbors aren't happy.

WAIT A FEW MONTHS AND IT’LL BE A NICE BIG COCK.


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