(Pop) JoJo - Leave (Get Out) – Hopefully this will get the message across, and your unwanted company will leave you faster than JoJo’s career left her.
Best line: “Get out, right now, it’s the end of you and me”
(R&B) Beyoncé - Irreplaceable – Queen Bey’s ironic title will add a little extra sting to your goodbye.
Best line: “In the closet, that’s my stuff, yes if I bought it, baby please don’t touch”
(Rock) Maroon 5 - If I Never See Your Face Again – Damn. Only use this if you plan on giving your former housemate a cold shoulder every day on Locust as you walk from Huntsman to Williams.
Best line: “Now as the summer fades I let you slip away”
(Hip-Hop) Eminem – Puke – The puking in the beginning might be enough to get your annoying freeloader out by itself. Extra points if your freeloader’s name is Kim (and there’s plenty more Eminem to play in that case).
Best line: “*puking noises* There I go, thinking of you again”
