Lucy Hovanisyan


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Recap: Best and Worst Song Lyrics of the Year

Whether it’s because they’re the lyrics of a virtuoso or because you can’t get them out of your head, we all know the words.

Haiku Reviews

Roses are red / Haikus are sweet / It’s not fling yet silly / So remain in your seat.

Haiku Reviews

Roses are red / Haikus are sweet / Fling is tomorrow / But right now read Street.

Review: "Mug Museum" — Cat Le Bon

With consistent light rhythm and bizarre instrumental shifts, Cate Le Bon recreates sonic energy from the seventies, largely drawing upon The Velvet Underground & Nico and Television for inspiration.

(Throw)back To School

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

“TOXIC”?BRITNEY SPEARS (2004)

Why we love it: This song channeled our inner sluts just in time for back to school mini skirts

Modern day example: “PROBLEM”?ARIANA GRANDE FEAT.

Five Music Fan Stereotypes

We all know those diehard music fans—they love one genre only. You might recognize some of them.

Hidden Gems: Grammy Edition

“Music’s biggest night” (take a drink) seems to be all about the radio–abused mainstream artists (shoutout to our boy Jay–Z, who’s nominated nine times in seven different categories). In the spirit of fairness, here are the nominated artists who don’t share the airwaves with Taylor Swift and Rihanna. Give them a listen.

Album Review: "Hope"—Manchester Orchestra

Some artists choose to write the same type of songs over and over again, but some, like Manchester Orchestra, choose to rebuild their songs from scratch.

Colognes or Perfumes That Will Turn Your Partner On

"Light Blue" - Dolce & Gabbana If you are looking for a token feminine scent, this is it.

Haiku Reviews: 9/11

Cathedrals, Karen O, and Tops get the haiku album review treatment.

Super Sweet 16 Performer List

  • Britney Spears

    • Shaved her head recently - not cute

  • Christina Aguilera

  • Soulja Boy Tell Em

    • Asked me to give him a kiss first, don’t wanna do it IRL & mom hasn’t gotten my RAZR fixed yet

  • Lil Bow Wow

    • Says he’s no longer little, doesn’t do this shit anymore

    • Disappeared last week

  • Madonna

    • No, mom.

Meet The Penn Musician: Ben Gendelman

Hand a 9–year–old a guitar and he will become a star.

Abe Finest

Where Israel meets Philadelphia

Get Ready for Madeon!

Street: Where did this idea come from?

Oscar

Interview: Forest Swords

English music producer Matthew Barnes, known by his stage name Forest Swords, sat down with us to talk about his music.

New Music Haikus

Roses are red / Violets are blue / We know you like verses / So read these haikus.

Haiku Reviews

Roses are red. Fling was sweet. Get back into the beat with Haikus from Street.

Music Haikus

Roses are red / Violets are blue / Street listens to music / And writes some haikus

Haiku Reviews

Roses are red. Spring break is over. Read these Haikus if St. Patrick’s Day hasn’t turned you into a four–leafed–clover.

Hidden Gems of Rock's Finest

The Beatles wrote more than "Here Comes the Sun"
Party on the Green

Music's Guide to Homecoming

If you’re studying: “Easy” by Real Estate

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