Top 10: Things We Hate About Life Right Now

Just because it’s that wrong time of the year.

Still bitter about that lack of snow day.
How we look like sweaty fucks whenever we walk inside wearing all of those layers.
Everyone is sick and it’s gross.
Bloody cuticles because my hands are so dry.
How much money we spend on Postmates to avoid going outside.
Wearing the same thing everyday, because no one notices under a winter coat.
That everyone has the same fucking black Canada Goose winter coat.
All these annoying fucks with multiple interviews all for internships. Just stop.
Add/Drop period is almost over, and you’re going to have to start taking life seriously soon.
How bratty, superficial, and first world we sound right now.

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