- People who use pencil pouches.
- People who “rock” fashion Tevas. No one rocks Fashion Tevas. **Does not apply to Penn Quest leaders or babies. (But stop calling them babies. They’re 18.)
- People who hang Keep Calm and _____ posters in their dorm room.
- People who buy sleeveless zip ups from the Penn Bookstore.
- People who buy sleeveless zip ups from anywhere.
- People who think it’s okay to use quotation marks around “meat items” on a vegan menu. It’s time to call a spade a spade.
- People who take their shoes off in the library.
- People who eat sushi from Mark's Café. That's not sushi.
- People who conduct corporate practice interviews in HubBub. Just why?
- People who think it’s okay to have a frat dog. It’s not okay to have a frat dog.
- People who sit on the Benjamin Franklin bench. You should know by now.
11 People You Can't Trust
People who do these things are not your friends.
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