SHOUT OUT TO AMY. I’D LET HER GUTT MY MAN. HA. GET IT.


Chipotle + Coffee = Diarrhea

Nah, chipotle + coffee + adderall = DIARRHEA


Over it, getting my MRS degree


PENN-IS FUCKING ME


You’re a freshman. Wear an actual dress when you go out—no one wants to see you naked.


TIS THE SEASON FOR BLUMPKIN SPICE LATTES


Oh do you want a trigger warning for this shit too?


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