SHOUT OUT TO AMY. I’D LET HER GUTT MY MAN. HA. GET IT.
Chipotle + Coffee = Diarrhea
Nah, chipotle + coffee + adderall = DIARRHEA
Over it, getting my MRS degree
PENN-IS FUCKING ME
You’re a freshman. Wear an actual dress when you go out—no one wants to see you naked.
TIS THE SEASON FOR BLUMPKIN SPICE LATTES
Oh do you want a trigger warning for this shit too?
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