Jojo Wollman → Jojo Wow-I’m-A-Wall-Man!
Jacob Wallenberg → Jacob Wallet-burn
Walter Dorfner → Walls and Doors-Sir
Wally Dawydiak → Wall-E-Dude
Andre Wallace → And-Then-Wall-Sits
Ruben Wallaert → U-been-to-my-Wall?
Virginia Walcott → Virgin-AWOL-caught
Christina Walker → Christopher-Walken-in-a-Walker
Madeleine Walsh → Made-lean-on-a-Wall-sh
Rachel Walter → Ray-shell-walrus-otter
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