If you’re like me and you’re a fucking idiot, you’ve chosen to run the half–marathon this weekend! Maybe you decided to run because it was time for you to whip your ass into shape post midterm–binge–eating. Maybe you’re running to raise money for a cause you actually care about (which is awesome, by the way). Or maybe you’re just really athletic, and in that case, we literally envy you. Whatever your motive, here are some playlists to get your mind off of the pain of running and dreams of Federal Donuts. Hang in there and good luck—you’re 13.1 miles away from free beer, endless food and Advil!


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