Oh no! You overslept and you’re late for lecture! Do you…
1. Dig a tunnel to escape from the minimum–security prison you live in
2. You can’t be late for cult lecture
3. Use the powers of a supernatural girl you found in the woods to make the professor pee his pants
4. Do nothing because you’re an animated horse
What are you doing on a Saturday night?
1. It’s hard to distinguish the days from each other when you’re imprisoned
2. Cult rituals
3. Getting taken by a “man with no face”
4. Eating carrots
What groups do you sign up for at the activities fair?
1. A program to tutor prisoners
2. Disney A Cappella
3. Wharton Latino
4. Webkinz
What’s your favorite song?
1. “Freedom” by Beyonce
2. “Bad Girls” by MIA
3. “Turn Down for What” by DJ Snake
4. “Dark Horse” by Katy Perry
Who’s your favorite 19th century German philosopher?
1. Friedrich Engels
2. Heinz Ketchup
3. Sauerkraut
4. Oktoberfest
Who are you voting for in the presidential election?
1. Deez Nuts
2. Meth
3. Writing in “your face”
4. The mouse living in your closet
Now tally up your score to see which Netflix original you are!
278–279: Orange Is the New Black
47–78: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
0.01–0.011: Stranger Things
0–69: Bojack Horseman
