Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?
Fuzzy feminist: I like how now if I don’t shave my legs for three weeks I can pass it off as social commentary instead of laziness.
Radian elevator rider: Castle is just a bunch of really weird Swedish people.
Travel guru: The Spirit Airlines flight was much more sceney, but I took Delta because didn't want to risk cancellation.
Guy 1: Guess what my religion is.
Guy 2: He’s voting for Trump.
Guy 3: Evangelical?
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