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Overheards 04.30.2020
Grandma, calling at 4 p.m.: “How do you make a vodka cran?”
April 30, 2020 at 11:42 pm
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Overheards 04.22.2020
Out-of-touch Gamer: “What even is animal crossing? Is that, like, for furries?”
April 22, 2020 at 1:30 pm
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Overheards 04.15.2020
Mom of a Certified Baddie: "Why are you thirst–trapping on Instagram? Don't you have homework to do?"
April 15, 2020 at 10:09 pm
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Overheards 03.04.2020
March 5, 2020 at 12:00 am
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Overheards 2.26.2020
Disillusioned Democrat: "Fuck capitalism! But I'm also capitalism's little bitch."
February 26, 2020 at 12:00 am
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Overheards 12.04.2019
Saw Chris Evans in 'Knives Out': "I'm a seasonal bisexual, I just really like men in sweaters."
December 3, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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Overheards 11.13.2019
Very Literal Sociology Prof.: "The fact is that we live in a society."
November 12, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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Overheards 11.06.2019
Optimistic e–girl: "We're not taking a break. we're vibechecking our relationship."
November 5, 2019 at 10:52 pm
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Overheards 10.30.2019
The Pride of Penn Vet: "I wish I was a horse so I could take ketamine without being judged."
October 29, 2019 at 10:38 pm
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Overheards 10.23.2019
Older girl talking to younger girl at Saxbys: “When it comes to dating at Penn, my advice is to just give up.”
October 22, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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Overheards 10.16.2019
Has bangs: "I’m not afraid of anything, because now I’ve got bangs."
October 15, 2019 at 9:16 pm
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Overheards 10.9.2019
Black Eyed Peas Stan: "My wedding song is going to be 'Boom Boom Pow'.”
October 9, 2019 at 10:44 pm
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Overheards 10.2.2019
SWUG, to a freshman (who didn't ask): “If you’re not concerned about doing well, college is very easy.”
October 2, 2019 at 12:08 am
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Overheards 09.24.2019
Career Player: “I’m premium on all of my dating apps—including LinkedIn”
September 25, 2019 at 2:33 am
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Campus life
Overheards 09.04.2019
Married to Math 104: “I want to hook up with this guy, but I have to go to math class.”
September 4, 2019 at 12:12 am
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Campus life
Overheards 08.28.2019
Heading south on Walnut: “Wait, all these streets are named after trees!”
August 27, 2019 at 11:05 pm
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Overheards 05.01.2019
NJB: "Is giving head Kosher for Passover?"
May 1, 2019 at 3:51 am
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Overheards 4.03.2019
The Other Woman: “My boyfriend has a girlfriend … it’s fine.”
April 2, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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Overheards 3.20.2019
SWUG: “Maybe this [Sex and Human Nature] class will teach me how to get laid.”
March 19, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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Overheards 03.13.2019
Bore Hole Enthusiast: “So, do you think Elon Musk is kinky in bed?”
March 12, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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