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Overheards 10.17.2018

Brand Conscious Fashionista: 'I went to a Tabard rush event and they were all lookin' at my bag trying to figure out the brand....it was American Eagle.'

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Overheards 10.10.2018

Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass. 

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Overheards 10.03.2018

Visiting Professor: I don’t care if you all get A’s. I don’t work here. What can they do to me? 

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Overheards 09.27.2018

PETA Activist: Can I still eat dick if I’m vegan? 

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Overheards 09.18.2018

Off Campus Recruiter: Last night, someone tried to network with me when I was drunk. 

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Overheards 09.12.2018

Boob Connoisseuress: I have quite the story to tell you about her busty jugs…. 

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Overheards 9.05.19

Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.

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Overheards 4.25.2018

Honest Stoner: “I’ll be honest with you, I come to your class high a lot.”

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Overheard at Fling

SWUG: 'Life is just a long Uber ride from the womb to the grave.'

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Overheards 4.11.2018

Magic Gardens Skeptic: I could get high and go to Copa with a kaleidoscope for a lot less money and a similar vibe.

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Overheards 4.3.2018

Preprofessional Fuckboi: “Meeting for job opportunities, but also interested in blowjob opportunities.”

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Overheards 3.28.2018

Quad Guard: "Remember to stay warm! Me and Captain Morgan are going sailing as soon as I get home."

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Overheards 3.21.2018

Functional fashion–forward bro: "I might fuck around and get a blanket scarf."

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Overheards 3.14.2018

Woke Spring Breaker: “We went to a bikini contest on international women’s day.”

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Overheards 2.28.2018

Wharton Professor: “Don’t do drugs, kids. Or at least don’t fail your drug tests.”

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Overheards 2.21.2018

RELS Professor: "Heroin is awesome! Don't judge it 'til you try it."

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Overheards 2.14.2018

Inquisitive Gay: “When everyone was yelling about ‘big dick Nick,’ I was like ‘this is the most excited I’ve ever seen straight men get about a penis’.”

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Overheards: 2.7.2018

Statesman Reader: "This is so funny! I mean, this is sarcastic, right?"

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Overheards 1.31.2018

Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."

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Overheards 1.17.18

Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”

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