Overheards
Overheards 4.03.2019
The Other Woman: “My boyfriend has a girlfriend … it’s fine.”
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Overheards 3.20.2019
SWUG: “Maybe this [Sex and Human Nature] class will teach me how to get laid.”
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Overheards 03.13.2019
Bore Hole Enthusiast: “So, do you think Elon Musk is kinky in bed?”
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Overheards 2.27.2019
Tidying Enthusiast: “I should Marie Kondo my friends with benefits.”
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Overheards 2.20.2019
Most Relatable Person at Penn: “It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m single, and I’m drunk. Sex is all that matters.”
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Overheards 02.13.2019
Boxed Brownie Elitist: “I would like a dealer that makes brownies that are Ghirardelli instead of Betty Crocker.”
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Overheards 02.06.2019
Conscientious Shiksa: “Do you think they make kosher birth control pills?”
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Overheards 1.30.2019
Dude shouting into Apple Watch on 38th and Spruce: “I AM BUSIER THAN YOU!”
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Overheards 1.23.2019
Heartbroken Cowgirl: 'Both of my past boyfriends cheated on me at rodeos.'
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Humor
Overheards 12.05.2018
4th Wave Feminist: I had a dream that a man hit on me. Then I castrated him.
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Humor
Overheards 11.28.2018
Euphemism Extraordinaire: Someone sucked on my cigar if you know what I mean.
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Humor
Overheards 11.19.2018
Nose Picker or Coke Sniffer: Not to be too graphic, but the inner lining of my nose was compromised after.
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Humor
Overheards 10.24.2018
Ivy–bound Prefrosh: Are you supposed to pee on the Ben Franklin statue or is that at Princeton.
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Humor
Overheards 10.17.2018
Brand Conscious Fashionista: 'I went to a Tabard rush event and they were all lookin' at my bag trying to figure out the brand....it was American Eagle.'
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Humor
Overheards 10.10.2018
Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass.
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Humor
Overheards 10.03.2018
Visiting Professor: I don’t care if you all get A’s. I don’t work here. What can they do to me?
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Humor
Overheards 09.27.2018
PETA Activist: Can I still eat dick if I’m vegan?
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Campus life
Overheards 09.18.2018
Off Campus Recruiter: Last night, someone tried to network with me when I was drunk.
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Humor
Overheards 09.12.2018
Boob Connoisseuress: I have quite the story to tell you about her busty jugs….
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Humor
Overheards 9.05.19
Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.
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