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Overheards 09.19.2021
This week: Drake slander, soft boyfriend launches, and BBLs.
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Overheards 09.13.2021
This week: comic sans, a fake coke scandal, and the scene-iest girl you've ever met.
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Overheards 09.05.2021
This week: a Dave Portnoy stan, a 'Solar Power' apologist, and someone with a breakfast kink.
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Overheards 04.30.2020
Grandma, calling at 4 p.m.: “How do you make a vodka cran?”
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Overheards 04.22.2020
Out-of-touch Gamer: “What even is animal crossing? Is that, like, for furries?”
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Overheards 04.15.2020
Mom of a Certified Baddie: "Why are you thirst–trapping on Instagram? Don't you have homework to do?"
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Overheards 2.26.2020
Disillusioned Democrat: "Fuck capitalism! But I'm also capitalism's little bitch."
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Overheards 12.04.2019
Saw Chris Evans in 'Knives Out': "I'm a seasonal bisexual, I just really like men in sweaters."
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Overheards 11.13.2019
Very Literal Sociology Prof.: "The fact is that we live in a society."
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Overheards 11.06.2019
Optimistic e–girl: "We're not taking a break. we're vibechecking our relationship."
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Overheards 10.30.2019
The Pride of Penn Vet: "I wish I was a horse so I could take ketamine without being judged."
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Overheards 10.23.2019
Older girl talking to younger girl at Saxbys: “When it comes to dating at Penn, my advice is to just give up.”
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Overheards 10.16.2019
Has bangs: "I’m not afraid of anything, because now I’ve got bangs."
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Overheards 10.9.2019
Black Eyed Peas Stan: "My wedding song is going to be 'Boom Boom Pow'.”
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Overheards 10.2.2019
SWUG, to a freshman (who didn't ask): “If you’re not concerned about doing well, college is very easy.”
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Campus life
Overheards 09.04.2019
Married to Math 104: “I want to hook up with this guy, but I have to go to math class.”
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Campus life
Overheards 08.28.2019
Heading south on Walnut: “Wait, all these streets are named after trees!”
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