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Overheards 4.03.2019

The Other Woman: “My boyfriend has a girlfriend … it’s fine.”

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Overheards 3.20.2019

SWUG: “Maybe this [Sex and Human Nature] class will teach me how to get laid.”

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Overheards 03.13.2019

Bore Hole Enthusiast: “So, do you think Elon Musk is kinky in bed?”

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Overheards 2.27.2019

Tidying Enthusiast: “I should Marie Kondo my friends with benefits.”

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Overheards 2.20.2019

Most Relatable Person at Penn: “It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m single, and I’m drunk. Sex is all that matters.”

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Overheards 02.13.2019

Boxed Brownie Elitist: “I would like a dealer that makes brownies that are Ghirardelli instead of Betty Crocker.”

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Overheards 02.06.2019

Conscientious Shiksa:  “Do you think they make kosher birth control pills?”

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Overheards 1.30.2019

Dude shouting into Apple Watch on 38th and Spruce: “I AM BUSIER THAN YOU!”

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Overheards 1.23.2019

Heartbroken Cowgirl: 'Both of my past boyfriends cheated on me at rodeos.'

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Overheards 12.05.2018

4th Wave Feminist: I had a dream that a man hit on me. Then I castrated him. 

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Overheards 11.28.2018

Euphemism Extraordinaire: Someone sucked on my cigar if you know what I mean. 

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Overheards 11.19.2018

Nose Picker or Coke Sniffer: Not to be too graphic, but the inner lining of my nose was compromised after. 

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Overheards 10.24.2018

Ivy–bound Prefrosh: Are you supposed to pee on the Ben Franklin statue or is that at Princeton. 

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Overheards 10.17.2018

Brand Conscious Fashionista: 'I went to a Tabard rush event and they were all lookin' at my bag trying to figure out the brand....it was American Eagle.'

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Overheards 10.10.2018

Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass. 

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Overheards 10.03.2018

Visiting Professor: I don’t care if you all get A’s. I don’t work here. What can they do to me? 

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Overheards 09.27.2018

PETA Activist: Can I still eat dick if I’m vegan? 

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Overheards 09.18.2018

Off Campus Recruiter: Last night, someone tried to network with me when I was drunk. 

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Overheards 09.12.2018

Boob Connoisseuress: I have quite the story to tell you about her busty jugs…. 

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Overheards 9.05.19

Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.

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