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Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 2.16.2014
Whether you're celebrating Team USA or mourning the death of Flappy Bird, we've got you covered with this week's dose of whimsical web wonder #alliteration. Everyone's praising "Frozen" for defying the Disney norms, but it turns out it's not alway happily ever after for the princesses who found love (in some pretty hopeless places too). Check out Disney Couples Therapy. The Colbert Report has had top—notch Olympics coverage done by Scott Thompson's Buddy Cole character from "The Kids in the Hall." He gives Sochi some much–needed realness. In honor of last week's Penis Monologues and the passing of our favorite past-time, play a round of Flappy Dong. It's either that or back to Candy Crush. Yeah, you've probably already seen it on Facebook, but Shoshi Games is still perfect in every way.
Hot or Not List
HOT Latte from Mark’s Cafe Manhole at 37th and Walnut Shake Shack ‘Shroom burger Smokestack thing in front of the Love Statue Pottruck sauna 34th Street offices NOT Coffee from my Keurig Manhole at 38th and Walnut Yogorino Snow slush Penn Park Silent Study Center in Williams
The Penis Monologues
The Penis Monologues hopes to raise awareness of the true struggle that comes with being a cis–gendered straight male at Penn and will be holding auditions tonight in JMHH 202.
Penn Missed Connections
Treadmill Hottie m4w–20 Pottruck You were on the treadmill next to me on the third floor of Pottruck.
Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014
Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
TBT 2004: College Sophomore's Wish List
1. Pink Motorola Razr 2.
TBT 2002: Point/Counterpoint on Ritz Bits
You know you had a favorite.
TBT 1999: Engineering Senior's Saturday—Dispatch
8:14 a.m.: Mom wakes me up late for my soccer game, ugh, not again. 8:20 a.m.: I’m coo–coo for Cocoa Puffs®, but of course I only got to eat one bowl. 8:31 a.m.: Just made it to my soccer game, thank goodness my Heelys® got me there in time! 9:12 a.m.: Tim’s mom brought Capri Suns® and Kudos® bars for the post–game snack.
Top 10 Words and Phrases to Use in Your Resume
1. the 2. my time in a high–security prison 3.
An Open Letter to Penn OCR Participants
Dear wannabes, You know, I was one of you not long ago. Dropping resumes left and right, dropping acid at fling and dropping science classes to keep my GPA artificially high.
Overheard at Penn: 01.30.14
Vegetarian JAP: Don’t tell anyone, but I had chicken last night. And I wasn’t drunk.
Drunk, High, Pregnant: OCR Information Session
DRUNK I roll up to the sesh four wine coolers deep and oh.
Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 1.26.2014
This is the first installment of Lowbrow's weekly links, where we bring you a collection of the funniest of funnies on the internet.
Overheard at Penn 01.23.14
Penn publication editor: Who wrote this, an immigrant?
