Humor
Chances that Joe Biden Will....
Lowbrow crunches the numbers
GradJOEation
Lowbrow gets excited for a commencement address from this V(I)P
Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13
Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
Lowbrow Brings You: The Library, Episode 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuNtPauqB9Q&feature=youtu.be
Lowbrow's New Favorite Web Series
Terrible Babysitters is a new web series from the Upright Citizen's Brigade's Michael Kayne and D'Arcy Carden.
Alternative Alternative Spring Breaks
Going to a tropical destination is expensive. Going skiing is expensive. Going anywhere, really, is expensive. Try these suggestions for alternative ways to have fun this spring break.
LOWBROW GETS TRASHY. SPRING BREAK EDITION.
I don’t know about you, but every time Spring Break rolls around, Lowbrow is wishin’ we had us some sweet tattoos. We’re here to help you use nature’s best skin–altering device: THE SUN! Just follow the directions below and use the cut–outs to get a tan in all the areas you desire and send the right message.
Overheard at Penn: 2.21.13
Girl: Well, when they inspected his body, it wasn’t that small. Guy: My class held a mock election for president.
The Worst Valentine's Day Ever
6:59 a.m. You wake up and your alarm hasn’t gone off yet. The snooze button isn’t working!
The Vagina Dialogues
Two vaginas are just waiting for the bus together
Bad Valentine's Day Gifts
Chocolate is the ultimate aphrodisiac: melt it and lick it off your partner's body or feed it to each other romantically. You can never go wrong with chocolate! Right? Wrong! The following are chocolate no–nos this V–Day.
Learn to Say I Love You—In Ten Steps or Less
HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU: 1.
The Guide to OCR
OCR: Oh crap! Right? Don’t worry! Getting a job is easy! Did you know some monkeys have jobs? Lowbrow knows a lot about how to get a job. We have had several jobs in our lives and we, combined, have made over $1,000. Therefore, you ought to trust our judgment. The number–one best way to get a job is to stand out from other applicants.
Lowbrow Takes on the Internet: Yelp! PennFeed
45 Photos You Need to See!
Overheard at Penn: 1.17.13
Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.
