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Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 1.26.2014
This is the first installment of Lowbrow's weekly links, where we bring you a collection of the funniest of funnies on the internet.
Lowbrow Presents: Thank You Notes Uncensored
Lowbrow knows you probably haven’t gotten around to writing your thank you notes from the holidays, so we thought you could use ours as inspiration.
Freshman Superlatives: Then and Now
In honor of the Class of 2014’s last semester at Penn, we decided to revisit our favorite freshman superlative winners from their first semester here.
Freshman Fuck Up Judy McIlwain: Fuckin' Up and Lovin' It
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Freshman fuck–up Judy McIlwain has a new “leash” on life. “Watch how many I can fit in my mouth,” she says to us—unprovoked—in a context that does not make sense. That is, until you realize she has chained herself to the 40th Street McDonald’s terrace, just trying to see how many blades of grass she can put into her mouth.
Let's Do Brunch: Blind Date Edition
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Tired of the same old dating options, freshman Largo Fry asked Lowbrow to set him up with someone fresh and exciting for a blind brunch date to 40th and Walnut.
Behind the Golden Arches: Crime at Penn
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Todd Henry Walker is nervous.
The Worst of Shoutouts Fall 2013
Not all Shoutouts are created equal.
Shoutouts Fall 2013 Part 3
To the realest fraternity out there: ain’t got no chapter house, ain’t got no endowment.
Shoutouts Fall 2013 Part 2
To the Wizard of Farts (WoF): your senior year has finally come, and with it a whole new rain of olfactory terror on Penn’s campus.
Shoutouts Fall 2013 Part 1
To Joe: I’ve literally never understood a single thing you’ve said. To the kid who thinks he’s from Alabama: I’d let you roll my tide. To the boys always out on highrise field: stop trying to make your trampoline–ball game happen. To the guys trying to get into my pants: just stick your hands down them.
Such Concerns We're Having: 11.7.2013
Dear the Daily Pennsylvanian, Hello.
Letters to Lowbrow
We've got mail! Does anyone still have AOL? Just us? What about Hotmail? Anyway, Lowbrow finally checked our inbox for the first time since NSO, and have we got some good advice for you!
Lowbrow Sit-down: Q&A with Judy
Lowbrow: So Judy, where are you from? Fuck–up: I grew up in a swamp. LB: Wow. What was that like? FU: Caught a lot of toads.
Lowbrow Sit–Down: Freshman Fuck–Up Judy McIlwain
Lowbrow delivers the exclusive scoop that no one else wanted.
Lowbrow Does Highbrow: The Round Up
Fall break is officially over and you know what that means: Amy Gutmann has seen her shadow, so it’s six more weeks of Owls gossip!
