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GradJOEation

Lowbrow gets excited for a commencement address from this V(I)P




Alternative Alternative Spring Breaks

Going to a tropical destination is expensive. Going skiing is expensive. Going anywhere, really, is expensive. Try these suggestions for alternative ways to have fun this spring break.


LOWBROW GETS TRASHY. SPRING BREAK EDITION.

I don’t know about you, but every time Spring Break rolls around, Lowbrow is wishin’ we had us some sweet tattoos. We’re here to help you use nature’s best skin–altering device: THE SUN! Just follow the directions below and use the cut–outs to get a tan in all the areas you desire and send the right message.




Bad Valentine's Day Gifts

Chocolate is the ultimate aphrodisiac: melt it and lick it off your partner's body or feed it to each other romantically. You can never go wrong with chocolate! Right? Wrong! The following are chocolate no–nos this V–Day.



The Guide to OCR

OCR: Oh crap! Right? Don’t worry! Getting a job is easy! Did you know some monkeys have jobs? Lowbrow knows a lot about how to get a job. We have had several jobs in our lives and we, combined, have made over $1,000. Therefore, you ought to trust our judgment. The number–one best way to get a job is to stand out from other applicants.