Katherine Myers

History majors, bottoms up! If you know anything relevant about Ben Franklin, you've been going to too many classes.
April 10, 2008 at 12:00 am

Anyone who asks you, "Who's your favorite director?" deserves to be a Cinema Studies major. Punch the pretentious asshole in the face, but do please answer him.
March 27, 2008 at 12:00 am

"You mean actual flames?" "Yes." "Well, we can't set Mick Jagger on fire." It would be redundant.
February 28, 2008 at 12:00 am