Kazuko An: Dischord alto and Hawaii native who needs roommates' help getting dressed during cold winters.
Lindsay Baker: Apparently, this Panhel VP often has a little trouble carrying drinks at Smoke's.
Maria Bashian: OTB music director described by friends as an oatmeal-eating Madonna-lover who does a mean Kermit impression.
Travis Belden: This Penn linebacker specializes in bone-crunching tackles. Personal goal: to knock all Brown players out of the game.
Ariel Ben-Amos: A memorable presence in several campus groups, Ariel has recently branched out as a freelancer for scenester broadsheet Philadelphia Independent.
Sam Burley: This runner not only is the third-fastest American in the 800 this year, but he claims to have once been in a drive-by shooting in Cheyenne, Wyo.
Isaac Chalal: Social chair of Mask & Wig who likes it when you call him "Yitzi."
Alex Chen: This "Boy in Static's" audiophilic animation will likely be zipping through your modem in the near future.
Roozbeh Dadvand: Film theorist with a penchant for home-made action flicks and a satin, chocolate voice that drives professors wild.
Conor Daly: This Masshole and outgoing IFC Prez took a necessary stand against the no-talent ass-clowns who saturate our fair university.
Raj Dedhia: Each pre-med thinks he or she works harder than all other undergrads. Eventually, they meet Raj, and he dispels them of their fantasies.
Spencer Driscoll: Does a swim team captain always have to look good in a Speedo? Spencer doesn't mess with tradition, and complaints are few.
Lincoln Ellis: One of the few campus personalities who's more action than talk. Since its post-9/11 inception, his Penn for Peace has been a proactive presence in the Penn community.
Nicole Epps: Despite being at the helm of two large student groups, Nicole cannot stop eating McDonald's cheeseburgers at least once a day.
Beth Falkof: If Socializing were a major, Beth would have a 4.0.
Ryan Feeney: Soccer? Potentially worthwhile. Making sure you're the only student from Hawaii with an SUV on campus? Now you're talkin'.
Dan Fishback: DP columnist with enough sass to sink a cruise liner.
Marni Fogelson: XPN, ALLIES, College Dean's Advisory Board, the list goes on. What really gets Marni's mojo pumping? 9 a.m. Chem lectures.
Kwaisi France: Baltimore-bred resident of Baltimore Avenue, who prefers his wraps cognac-flavored, please.
Dan Gabai: If there were a man to physically and spiritually exemplify the words "cultural" and "elite," Danny would be he. Too bad he's in China this semester.
Andrew Ganim:You'd think that a guy who could have outfitted both sides of the War of the Roses in chain mail would be stuck on old-fashioned things. Too bad Microsoft is all over Andrew's balls for next year.
"Opie" Garlinghouse: Will it be Phi Beta Kappa, a Rhodes scholarship or both for Opie this spring? Time will only tell. Meanwhile, librarians at Van Pelt will just have to deal with his constant presence in their stacks.
Samantha Heller: Think being a dancer for the Orlando Magic conflicts with having a social conscience? Sam will prove you wrong.
Dave Glowacki: This Wisconsin boy loves his dairy-air.
Haben Goitom: Women's crew coxswain who'd rather be on campus carrying a yellow binder.
Chris Greenleaf: One thing is for damn sure: this heavyweight oarsman would be nothing without his crucial experience as a frosh lightweight.
DJGregory: For an actor it's hard to top being the lead in a student-film about cloning Jesus. But DJ has perservered in his chosen business, snagging a spot on Rent's national tour.
Casey Halpern: Whether playing in the Mask & Wig band, studying classical languages or flipping up the collar on his polo shirts, Casey at all times obeys the code of the Main Line Gentleman.
Kun Hsu: Besides active involvement in the SFCU and starting Bubble Tea with some Wharton friends, Kun is also adept at being the former freshman roommate of current Street editors.
Leah Johns: Ultimately, the most graceful front-office technician to ever finger the DP's rolodex.
Johan Jungholm: Tall, blond and Swedish (is there any other way?) Johan's tales of Scandinavian conscription make suburban American hearts flutter a little bit faster.
Chris Khan-Acito: Part French, part Pakistani, all DJ.
Stephanie Langin-Hooper: This Penn Literary Review editor may be miffed that Street isn't running two Literary Contests this year, but we think she loves us anyway.
Elan Levy: The only Jewish squash phenom ever to come out of Texas.
Endel Liias: You can take this golf stud out of Melrose, but you'll never take the Melrose out of him.
Jonah Lowenfeld: aka "Fly Jonah." Thespian, architecture critic and former rowing machine, it's been a long road out of Yonkers for this former Street editor.
Adrienne Mishkin: Writers House mainstay who easily dominates class discussions. Don't ask about the family business — horror films aren't Adrienne's thing just yet.
Billy Moore: This Senior Class Prez gets way psyched for games. Maybe a little too psyched.
Ugonna Onyekwe: Baller with NBApotential dominates the Palestra floor — and he does it without drinking.
Monique Pean: Too cool for the Real World as a sophomore, Monique is currently planning her siege of the financial world with an enthusiasm atypical of someone with so much French blood.
Seneca Price-Kern: Volleyball-playing SoCal BMOC who needs his long legs to flee oncoming hordes of female fans.
John Primerano: Budding filmmaker who started a production company with two buds. See www.slickflicks.com for more info.
Tara Purnell: This D.C. area native, who sings alto in The Inspiration, never hesitates to join the Roots for a late-night.
Jennie Ripps: Divine Left Bank hostess known to quip, "No, no, Charleston — that's two olives in my martini."
Jacke‚ Rogosinsky: Saucy Street editor who wants only two things out of life: a waitressing job at Hooters, and a spot on this year's Cultural Elite. (One down).
Jesse Ryan: Winner of "the" Street's 2002 Jess Man On Campus Award. One spring, Jessman wondered: "Why do Hey Day once when I can take a fifth year and do it again?" JessAT score: 1600.
Seth Schreiberg: UA Chairman with a revolutionary concept: "Perception is reality, and reality is reality."
Aaron Short: "Always and forever/A love song so true/Aaron Short's like a dream to Street/We never got through." Not many do get over this former UA member, also active in Punch Bowl and Penn Band. But that's just part of his charm.
Brett Singer: Most vocal Republican ever to live in the borough of Brooklyn. If you're even thinking about touching Brett's everpresent briefcase, you can just forget about it. Punk.
Marc Sinoway: Wants to be an MTV veejay. No really.
Lauren Staudinger: Breathtaking fencing guru who cuts suitors down to size with her lightning-quick foil. (That's a sword, not aluminum wrap).
Sarah Thompson: Peppy former Street gal from Hot 'Lanta who has the skinny on all the hot bistros — but only if they have chocolate on the dessert menu.
Henry Tsai: aka Raehong Tsaicohen. Trenchcoated Street Design Editor Emeritus with an affinity for lite cigarettes and stiff hair gel.
Leah Tulin: Irascible Penn for Choice leader who thinks she knows how to play Tetris. She needs to learn how to hide her paraphernalia when the landlord comes over.
She-Ra Y: A.K.A. Shira Girl. Would have made the list for real... if only she hadn't been so pushy.
Eric Zeiler: There's, like, this band. They're called the Ally... ever heard of them? Eric's the "quiet one."
Andrea Zucker: This southern belle who heads up GUIDE is counting the seconds until she is referenced in a "Letter from the Editor"
