Joke's on you if you thought you were gonna take the weekend off to recover post–Halloween. Homecoming is here, alumni are back, so cheers to another excuse to wake up at 9am and start drinking. To make the early rise easier, we've picked out drinks for you based on what you study. L'chaim, nerds.


Nursing

This is probably one of your only weekends out this month so you might as well treat yourself.

Drink of choice: Bloody Mary—get weird with the skewer and add a burger patty (this is a thing, educate yourself) to 1 can of veggie juice, 1 tsp pepper, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of vodka (Ed. Note: Sweet Jesus), 1 tbsp celery seed, hot sauce, ice cubes, olives.


Finance

You probably picture yourself sitting at a wooden desk sipping on scotch, but you’re drinking Bankers and Coke like the rest of us.

Drink of choice: Bankers and Coke. Warm. You deserve it. 


OPIM 

Congrats! You’re so different! You’re probably double concentrating, too! We’ll try to find you a drink where you can buy the ingredients at Bridge. Wouldn’t want to make you give up your GSR.

Drink of choice: Vodka and Orange ~Pineapple~ Juice with a fruit cup from Bridge to garnish. You like the pineapple splash because it separates you from the peasants.


Engineering 

There's a possibility that you don’t know what alcohol is, but if you do, here’s a drink you can make in your 3D printed mug.

Drink of choice: The Commonwealth. 71 ingredients. We're not gonna write it all out, since you probably won’t even drink it because of your exam in two weeks...


Psychology

I had a dream about this drink last night, what does that mean? How should that make me feel?

Drink of choice: Sex on the beach. Because you probably need it after all of that psychoANALyzing. As Freud always said, it's always about sex. Get back to the basics with 1 shot (or 10) Peach Schnapps, 1 shot Vodka, and a mix of cranberry, orange and pineapple juice.


Communications/Econ/History 

Here’s a drink that works as hard as you do.

Drink of choice: Beer.


Visual Studies

Not sure what this major actually is/if you are actually enrolled in courses or just go take artsy photos all day long but that doesn’t mean you can’t play hard.

Drink of choice: Layered jello shot. Challenge: include Mona Lisa design on last layer.


Pre–Med

There’s no drink strong enough for you to forget your Orgo midterm, but this will help you ease the pain when you graduate and realize you don’t actually want to be a doctor.

Drink of choice: Everclear. Or Vodka with Crystal light drops (use as a chaser, you know what to do)


International Relations

You didn’t get that internship at the UN, but we're sure your non–profit is cool, too.

Drink of choice: *Googles “Peace” drink* World Peace Cocktail. 1 part Bombay Sapphire Gin, a dash of fresh lemon juice, elderflower syrup, curacao, 2 drops of almond syrup, and white chocolate dove as a garnish (or an appetizer).


Math

Why would you ever… You get something boring and foreign. Like all your professors and friends.

Drink of Choice: White Russian. 5 parts vodka, 2 parts coffee liquor, 3 parts cream. Do the math.