If Fling Tanks Were Honest

For the frat star not used to interacting with anyone but his brothers:

For the guy staring at you with a sort of scared recognition:

For the realistic (read: not drunk enough) person shivering in the corner:

For the M&T kid who doesn’t embody the M&Turnt lifestyle:

For the fashion conscious:

For the kid you’ve never seen outside of a party:

For someone who isn’t loving all aspects of srat life:

For the person who always has the best solutions:

For literally everyone attending fling: