For the frat star not used to interacting with anyone but his brothers:


For the guy staring at you with a sort of scared recognition:


For the realistic (read: not drunk enough) person shivering in the corner:


For the M&T kid who doesn’t embody the M&Turnt lifestyle:


For the fashion conscious:


For the kid you’ve never seen outside of a party:


For someone who isn’t loving all aspects of srat life:


For the person who always has the best solutions:


For literally everyone attending fling:


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