The night is young so

I drink my roommate’s handle

Ugh, now she is mad.


I can’t feel it yet

Is there something wrong with me?

JK. Just hit me ;)


I walk out the door,

And strut past Allegro’s, proud

"Later," I whisper.


Time to enter now

Hugs for one, hugs for all… FALL

I fell. Got back up.


I’m up. A Legend.

Who are you? Are we friends? Let’s

Hug anyway, pal.


NSO makes bonds

Wharton invests in bonds. Ha.

College is so fun.


Hey you. Over there.

From Econ 1. I know you.

Did we hu last year?


These are not the clothes

I was wearing at the start

Of the night. Well, shit.


Time to go home now

First a pit stop, I promised

Mozzarella sticks.


Back at home, sad face

I type to unknown number

Thank you, NSO.