To my bootycall: Buy me a drink and see what I'll do for you ;)
To my smelly roommate: Fuck you, fuck what your life, and fuck your shoes.
To 234 for hanging out with the freshmen on Shabbat: Thanks for taking care of them –Penn Parents.
To the total girl at that frat party who I kissed on the mouth: You have very nice kissing.
To the hedgehog: Your owner -"
To Jane Goodall: Thanks for coming to Penn.
To the guy who wanted to be just friends after telling me he loved me and making me love him: Fuck you, you a–hole.
To the ZBT senior who came in his pants: Is that a side effect of fasting for Yom Kippur?
To that guy in Sig Chi who threw a diaper across the Penn Princeton darty.
