Robots

ASIMO North American Tour The Franklin Institute 222 N. 20th Street Through Sept. 21, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., $12.75 (215) 448-1200 http://www.sln.fi.edu

I am the shover robot, pushing will protect you. Pushing will protect you from the terrible secret of space. No! He is malfunctioning. I am the pusher robot, shoving will protect you. Shoving will protect you from the terrible secret of space. ASIMO is a robot and he'll be on display at the Franklin Institute. The humans must be protected. Shove grandma down the stairs. Grandma is protected from the terrible secret of space. (You are protected if you get the reference.)

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