GabI Arnay: The "Dancing Queen" of Bloomers has so much Friars' spirit that she wears their hat everywhere.
JESSICA BRAND: Everybody dance now! Everytime this DAC and PAC exec breaks it down, she has trouble control ling her flame-colored mane.
DAVID A BRUNO JR: The DJing Kappa Sig/future Urban Outfitters exec must thank his lucky stars every night for the liberation of the metrosexual.
JON BUDISH: This Phi Delt loves nothing more than Beirut, except for maybe his muscles.
LAUREN CARTER: We would love to spike with this volleyball phenomenon any day of the week.
CAROL CHYAU: This Taiwanese/South American, Huntsman/artist superstar shows us that if cultural superiority like this is wrong then, hey I don't want to be right.
ROSS CLARK: How convenient that this Sphinx hottie, who also happens to be Street's Editor-in-Chief appears among the Cultural Elite.
Seth Cohen: Pro: Better IFC President than Conor Daly. Con: Still hasn't resigned yet.
Anthony Cotton: Child actor turned Zulu-speaking Peace Corps-bound Whartonite. RA. TA. WPTP. MANNA. Dischord. Best Buddies. Alicia and her Egg.
Michael Coyne: You know what's funny, when guys dress up like girls! Psyche! This Mask & Wigger's attempts at drag are far more frightening than funny.
BABACAR DIENE: He's French, and therefore, dresses better than you. Also, who else can tell you how much Jeepers Creepers 2 made in Iowa City on Augst 25?
Mei Elansary: This marathoner is the poster girl for community service at Penn. She might have really made the cover of New York magazine if only she had snogged a few more Frenchmen.
CECILIA FANG: Always smoking outside Van Pelt looking vaguely disappointed, Cece is the DIY-fashion Queen of the Alternateens.
Matt Farrah: This entrepreneur (in the grooviest sense of the word) has as much talent for photography as he does back hair.
ANTHONY FAY: The ex-football pine-rider may have been seen donning a giant pi¤ata penis in Street, but this narcissistic Italian Stallion knows how to garnish a sausage and eat it too.
ETHAN FIXELL: That he splits his time between Off the Beat and the supernatant Sunken Ships Rest, one could say Ethan has a pennchant for "melodic rock from Philly."
CHARLIE FULLER: When not moonlighting as Conan O'Brien, this Pi Kapp "boy next door" can be found kicking ass in Beirut.
ELIOT GLENN: e's the dancing paradox-party monster that's everybody's best friend. Believe me.
Carlos Gomez: He called Judith Rodin a Nazi. Enough said.
JORDANA GOREN: Vagelos superstar and Dischord Prez has no tolerance for Cold Stone Creamery. Gross!
CHRIS GRIFFIN: Chris could just be the best dresser of our class. And no, best dresser does not mean gayest dresser.
KIRSTEN GRUBBS: You really haven't experienced Philadelphia unless you've taken a ride on the trolley. Think about that.
Indranil Guha: This Calcutta native rocks the Hindi mic hard as President of Penn Masala.
TIMOTHY GUNATILAKA: Trying to condense one's entire being in 29 words is pretty hard. Especially when you're now writing about yourself. It's kinda like composing your own obituary: Tim is dead.
Kunal Gupta: Could "The Guru" be the next Punjabi MC? When not spinning Bhangra, this President of Phi Sigma Kappa and Oracle member can be found raising money for the Senior Class Gift Drive.
MATT HAEFNER: Keeper for the soccer team who we hear is a "beast in bed."
Scott Haller: Harmonica-playing farm boy who lives each day with the intensity of 10,000 straight edge pirates. Who said nobody's punk anymore?
MATT HARTMAN: He's in Phi Delt and Penn Six, but that's beside the point. What everyone wants to know is: how does he score such hot chicks?
TOM ITO: Zete's punk rocker fosters a not-so-secret crush on Chingy, but that's not gonna stop him from serving his country. God bless.
TODD JARVIS: Nobody else speaks as fast with as much sass in as many different languages about how he aspires to be a flight attendant.
Chris Kawasaki: Despite his last name, this ALLIES co-chair has never ridden a motorcycle.
Kate Jay: The Queen Bee of the J.A.P.'s is such a badass that she's still sporting her butt pants even after getting kicked out of SDT.
TANYA JISHI: This Theta Socializing major is the best thing to come out of Texas since the invention of the gun-rack.
Laura Katz: Tabard upped the hot factor when they snagged this voyeuristic potty-mouthed Carrie Bradshaw.
CHRIS KINGSLEY: A little known fact about Nebraska is that its state flower is the goldenrod. A much greater known fact is that its State Slut is Chris Kingsley. However, there's nothing golden about his rod.
Rob Lavan: If there's ever a remake of Revenge of the Nerds, we recommend that this Sphinx Chief and former CommuniTech president be cast in the leading role.
MELISSA LA VIGNE: This NEC Prez, former Tri-Delt VP and Sphinx member is the ultimate soccer-mom-to-be.
Kate Lehman: This Tri-Delt pledgemaster might want to consider extracurricular activities other than eating ketchup, like maybe cleaning her room.
MARC-EDOUARD LEON: Yeah, that's right. We put both French guys on our list. Also, Marc is reportedly born to shop + fuck.
ETTY LEWENSZTAIN: She may have taken the Elle accessories closet by storm, but the hair! My God, the hair!
Jason Levy: Does anyone remember when the UA Chair had hair?
KALEN LISTER: This 80's porn star meets Diane Arbus meets Norah Jones is the sexiest thing on campus, except when she's eating Ritz crackers.
Gino Luci: Fuck Prada. This Strictly Funk dancer and D&G whore is the Penn girl's must-have accessory that's always in season.
CHRIS McFALL: Street's Design Editor wants you to know that he scores a 6 on the gay-o-meter, not a 7.
MORGAN McOWEN: Off the Beat's demure diva could possibly be the nation's greatest singer that's not a household name. Yet. She's also a double Wharton concentrator. And a MGMT 100 TA. And in Friars. And... and... marry me.
TAI McKINNEY: What hasn't this dancing/acting/cheerleading machine done at Penn? If she's good enough for the Chicago Ballet, then she's good enough for us.
Dan McQuade: This guy doesn't just fantasize about getting with the Douglas Cosmetics poster girl again, he's also Street's Managing Editor.
ANA CECILIA MONTALBAN: In the fashion trenches at Penn, this sexy, sassy Nicaraguan is commander in chief. Ay!
ALEXIS OLIVER: AO only wants two things in this world: to have relations between two consenting adults in Brooks Brothers and to be in Cultural Elite. And now, she's done both.
ARINZE ONUGHA: If there were a competition requiring contestants to grease other guys up and wave dildos around, then this year's BMOC would take the oversized penis cake.
KIP PASTOR: Welcome to Hotlanta! This southern gentleman is a JAP magnet.
KAROLINA PAZIANA: The Tabard President is beautiful, speaks with a British accent, picks locks and hacks into computers. Move over Ursula Andress -- there's a new Bond Girl in town.
JOCELYN PETTS: Jocelyn rocks the heroin chic look so hard that it hurts. Whatever you do, just don't mention her braces from freshman year.
AMY POTTER: This DP Executive Editor is the hottest thing to hit the sports bar scene since Brian Boitano.
SHANAZ RAUFF: Strikingly beautiful and a M&T genius, this Singaporean is my hero (=dreamgirl).
Darcy Richie: The Chair of the United Minorities Council may miss out on her elite status since this former DP photographer is currently boycotting all DP publications.
QUINCEY RILEY: When she's not overseeing $72 million art auctions, Quincy can be found sipping mimosas with her "girl" friends.
GRAHAM ROBERTS: WANTED: Spoontangle. I guess we will just have to look for the Classifieds.
JAKE ROSENBERG: This representative of the Jewish-Greek-Renegade-Fraternity Scene is proof that even David Hasselhoff can't guarantee BMOC victory.
JENNIE RYAN: Fuck trust funds, Jennie Ryan is the heir apparent to a much more impressive fortune: Smoke's. "Pour some sugar on me!"
MIKE SARETSKY: This Theta Xi brother and guitarist of Balboa could be hardcore's best kept secret since bathing.
JEFF SCHIFFNER: Penn's shooting guard is as smooth behind the arc as he is on Smoke's dance floor.
Meredith Seidel: The Senior Class Prez rode to victory on a platform offering David Letterman Top Ten lists.
MARK SILVERSTEIN: A Jewish grandmother's dream.
JESS SOBIN: She's blonde, thin and smart, and she sings like Charlotte Church -- your worst nightmare. But you can't hate her, she's too damn nice.
ERIN SWEENEY: Repeated winner of Street's Creative Writing Contest, ChiO's Southern belle is off to the Peace Corps, where she'll teach disadvantaged youths about the benefits of tongue-piercing and business public policy.
Katie Tarbox: One of the lucky few who can bursar her own book. Plus being on Oprah and having Tarbox as a last name can't hurt.
Will Tung: The only Chinese-American who uses his name as a pick-up line.
ANAND WILDER: This guy's so cool, he is in Paris right now!
PATRICK WILLIS: This St. A's Southern boy sports the Preppy Fro and is destined to be the next Dave Mathews.
MATT WINN: Two words: Campus Bicycle. Two more words: DKE President.
EVA ZLOTNICKA: The head of Wharton Women and a proud PENNdescendent, she's got the cheek bones to take her straight to the top... of a list of people with good cheek bones.
