Claire Schmidt

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Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement

And it counted for a Sector Requirement!
November 28, 2017 at 8:05 pm

Humor

Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility

What mental health problems?
November 9, 2017 at 3:38 pm

Lowbrow

Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time

Where's her medal of honor?
October 26, 2017 at 3:41 pm

Lowbrow

Decoding Your Venmo Charges: Penn Edition

LOL!
October 17, 2017 at 10:09 pm

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Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend

Workshop: what is a vagina?
October 12, 2017 at 3:45 pm

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Fall Break Offers Freshman First Big Chance to Assert Privilege Over Everyone

"I’ve been slowly building on my superiority for a while now."
September 29, 2017 at 1:02 pm

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Boy MERTs Himself After Swallowing Too Many Hey Day Hats

I feel like you should know you don’t eat them.
April 28, 2017 at 6:43 pm

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Fraternity Chooses Overly Confusing Fake Name for Event, No One Comes

Crazy Elephant Productions Limited Presents: 90s Downtown
April 5, 2017 at 9:35 pm

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Man Only Has Two Profile Pictures, Cannot Be Trusted

I should call the police, right?
April 4, 2017 at 12:50 am

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A Cappella Group Somehow Confused as to Why There is a Weird Power Dynamic

Who knew a group full of kids who all want to be the center of attention could be problematic?
March 28, 2017 at 1:24 am

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Student Panicked That Window to Post “miss this view!” Spring Break Instagram Has Passed

THERE'S NO TIME FOR VSCO, OKAY??
March 21, 2017 at 12:04 am

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“PV was lit,” Says Frat Boy Whose Campus Popularity Depends on PV Being Lit

We totally believe you, Jake!
March 13, 2017 at 5:36 pm

Lowbrow

7 Mixer Themes for When You’ve Run Out of Ways to Be Classist

Anyone want to get ready for "I'm Better Than You" with me?
March 13, 2017 at 1:29 am

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Professors Expand Meaning of “Midterm” to Include Whatever They Want

And you have one due tomorrow.
February 22, 2017 at 12:29 am

Lowbrow

The Top Events Feb Club Should Definitely End On

It's more than just discounted tickets to Mask and Wig.
February 22, 2017 at 12:26 am

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Fraternity Under Fire for Sending out Valentine’s Day–Themed Party Invitation to Freshmen Women

Will U Be Mine? Love, the Patriarchy.
February 16, 2017 at 12:06 am

Lowbrow

8 Romantic Valentine’s Day Items You Can Get Delivered to Your Senator

You can’t ignore me forever, Sen. McConnell!
February 13, 2017 at 4:42 am

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8 Early February Outfits That Say “Seasonal Affective Disorder is Real”

Just because we’re all sad and cold doesn’t mean we can’t be fashionable!
February 1, 2017 at 11:44 pm

Lowbrow

How to Make a Fun Sign for Your Little Out of the One You Made for the Women’s March

Your commitment to activism really shows.
January 30, 2017 at 1:53 am

Advice: Don't Take My Advice

What we wish we knew freshman year
July 27, 2016 at 12:21 pm

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