Dear my esteemed readers,
Welcome back for what is going to be another most fantastic 20 pages of your life. It is getting to be that time of the year when it is so nice outside that we actually start dancing for rain. Rain? You say, well, yes, rain, if we make it rain than you have nothing better to do than sit in the ole V of P and do some serious learning, but I digress. But, just in case something should happen to the rest of this page, like say hypothetically it is eaten by cockroaches, I am going to give you as much information as possible as quickly as possible.
It is fall. Leaves fall. GPAs fall. Falafel.
You can probably finish this story by yourself, so as not to bore you, I will not continue (but will add that London bridge falls and so does Niagara. You get the idea). It being fall, the noun and not the verb, and it being beautiful out in combination with a recent decline in spontaneous electrical pole fires, has made going outside quite appealing and even a good idea. No, a great one. And so. With it being so nice outside, I am beseeching you, my friends, to take our little rag of a mag outside to read it on what is sure to be a glorious day. Take some deep breaths, and pretend like today is going to be the best dang day of your entire life. It could very well be especially if something horrible happens to you like you get a rare disease like Elephantitis. That would be the worst. We have some good stuff in here for you, and, if you aim low enough, after reading this magazine, it could very well be the best day of your entire life. Just keep that bar low and you will never be disappointed and as always, stay classy - either in class, in categories, or just be plain fancy. You decide. Ta, ta for now,
