From the editor

Dear Penn arquitectural community, We have not ever formally been introduced, but, if my sources are correct, you design buildings around campus or watch, in a quiet silence, as they are built. Hello. I've been at Penn for three years now and I think it is time that we cleared up a few truths. I want to start with a little compliment. It is about David Rittenhouse Labs. good one. I bet you all were laughing your asses off when you got that one built, and I say good for you. Everyone needs a good laugh now and then, and who does not love an engineering building that has hallways that end abruptly, no windows, and an actual labyrinth in the basement? The irony is both funny and impressive. Check plus for you. Way to go. I also want to commend you on your design for Van Pelt library. Never have I felt as safe from the archer's bow as I do when I am on floors 3-6 which seem to be as solidly fortified as a Moorish Castle. Thanks for your care and concern. It is truly touching. Next time we are under attack by a 16th century army, I know where I am going to be. I would like to bring it to your attention, though, that many of the recent constructions around campus are, well, ugly. And not ugly like Eleanor Roosevelt ugly where stature takes away from inbreeding. I am talking ugly like the feeling when your pants split down the bum. Ugly inside and out. I am not saying things like, 'your choice of cement for walls remind me of my time in the slammer', or 'those brick pillars make your edifices look fat.' I am sure the buildings have great personalities and are really interesting one on one, but they are not making it into the brochures or even on a Kite and Key tour. To be honest, they scare people. No, friends, those tours go to places like the Quad and Fisher Fine Arts Library. Those buildings are pretty. Asian tourists take their photos there. Where you may put stark concrete walls, they have ornate brick-work. Where you may build a doorway liken to that of an entry way to a morgue, they have elaborate archways. Not that morgues and concrete are not great, but maybe not the best for a college campus. So. I challenge you to raise up your fists and make something beautiful. Next time you see a building called 'Domus' or 'The Hub' make your voice be heard. "We want real words!" It is the start of the Century Campaign and the dolla$ are going to flowin'. Let's use them for good and not modern art that makes us feel sad inside. Stand strong and always remember. Ugly begins with you.