Senior girl 1: I don’t want to be fat during my senior year.
Senior girl 2: Yeah, that’s too cliche.
Drunk football player: Man, I’m gonna Facebook stalk some bitches and pass the fuck out.
Guy 1: Who's the man? Tell me who's the man?!
Guy 2: Tuesday’s crossword is not that hard.
Guy 1: You couldn’t do it!
Guy 2: I totally could. I could do Sunday by myself.
Guy 1: Bullshit.
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M&T Girl: Do you think I can read my cheat sheet if it’s size 5.5 font?
Indian 1: Dude, I heard he Frenched her. Indian 2: What does that even mean? Indian 3: Indians these days...
JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.
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