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Guide to Making Spring the Best Semester Ever!!!

Check it. You wanna make next semester super chill? Don’t let school bring you down. Keep that buzz going even through classes. Here’s a list of some of the best offered at Street U.

GYM 108: Mini Golf

This intro-level course is a requirement for the “cute date” minor. Avoid those windmills, but land the hole-in-ones and maybe even a kiss on the cheek ;D.

GYM 109: Regular Golf

This was such an overly descriptive title before they started that mini golf class.

HOME 025:

Home Economics Basics

Economics is cool… but way hard! Opt instead for Home Economics; it’s like the same thing, but cozier.

ELEC 101: The Internet

Don’t be intimidated by the daunting course title. This class is way useful. Have a hard time figuring out e-mail? Want to learn how to check sports scores online? We do too. Join us as we explore the unknown world of cyber space.

SPAN 001:

Introductory Spanish

It’s taken eight years, but damnit, you’re finally going to understand Christina Aguilera’s 2000 Spanish-language album, Mi Reflejo.

MATH 314:

Fractions and You

If you have six slices of pizza and your roommate eats two, what fraction of the pizza remains? Take this class and let us know.

SCI 202:

The Scientific Method

Here’s a hypothesis: This class is gonna ROCK!

COMM 101:

Intro to Communication

We’re guessing this is about when to say “hi,” when to wave and when to nod.

ENGL 430: Anna Karenina

It’s a whole class about that really hot tennis player —- awesome!


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