Sorority rush
conversation:
Sorority Sister: Hi! What have you two been talking about?
Rush: Um, shiny
things …
Saturday night Frat party:
Guy 1: I think dirty Jerseys are so much grosser than fake LA girls.
Guy 2: They’re the same thing.
Guy 1: Ew, no.
Guy 2: Okay, fine.
At Capogiro:
Girl: Three words. Open. Toed. Booties.
Walking down Walnut Street:
Girl 1: If I’m pregnant, do you want my baby?
Girl 2: Yes.
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M&T Girl: Do you think I can read my cheat sheet if it’s size 5.5 font?
Indian 1: Dude, I heard he Frenched her. Indian 2: What does that even mean? Indian 3: Indians these days...
JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.
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