Us pesky Penn kids just can’t seem to stay out of trouble! When gaggles of excited greeks were carted off (like the cattle they are?) on buses to the land of Vineyard Vines and lawn parties, it was almost inevitable that shenanigans would ensue. There was a lot of peeing on Princeton property, what a shame. But more noteworthy were the hordes of silly billy seniors who ended up in places they shouldn’t have, like the OZ senior who woke up in the Princeton hospital the next day with no recollection of how he had gotten there.
It would seem that the boys of the Castle took their medieval notions of honor to new levels at last week’s Beta and Theta mixer really serious event for a really horrible disease. Utterly disgraced when one of their juniors was “randomly” attacked by a TEP sophomore on the soccer field, the knights of the Castle leapt to their brother’s aid and boys were all a’brawlin’.
The Dzine2Show “male model” walk off was a sad display of people who take themselves too seriously. Whaaa? Really? Fashion took itself too seriously? Shocker. A round–up of semi–eligible lads were thrust on stage, curiously lured by the possibilities of being the main hottie pattotie in the next issue of The Walk. But rather than embracing their inner silly, the boys exuded diva. Again, shocker.
Mr. and Mrs. Penn was just a sad display. There’s something so wrong about staring at a random assortment of PhD students flexing what their mother’s never ever ever ever intended to give them.
For this week's concluding sob story: Aparently, the Mermaid has lost her seashell bra! Or so the semi–indecent internet pictures that made the rounds on frat listservs this week would suggest. Someone please help her! :(
