Meredith Bress, this year’s VP of Recruitment, handles everything rush–related, from registration to bid cards. When she’s not chilling with Mr. Moses, this Panhel princess can be found testing out slip and slides around campus, flaking out on Omega or enjoying the new and improved Nursing School bathrooms. Just don’t bring her too close to the Jersey Shore, unless you want to see her pouf…

Street: As VP Recruitment of Panhel, what exactly do you do? Meredith Bress: Officially, give 570 girls the chance to enhance their collegiate experience and make lifelong friendships. Realistically, order Pod and hang out with Larry. Street: Describe sorority rush in six words or less. MB: “Will TriDelt let me be me?”

Street: If you were a guy, which frats would you rush? Why? MB: DKE because they have the best slip and slide around.

Street: There are two types of rushees at Penn… MB: Those that can look good in business casual and low temperatures and those like me.

Street: If you were a Greek goddess, which would you be and why? MB: Goddess of Allegro.

Street: In your opinion, where’s the best bathroom at Penn? MB: The new second floor bathrooms in the Nursing School are definitely the Most Improved Player.

Street: My PennCard photo looks like I’m… MB: Trying really hard to not look like I’m trying too hard. But I still have my original PennCard!

Street: You’re this week’s Ego, but who’s your Alter-Ego? MB: Well, my family vacations in Lavallette, NJ with scenic views of the Seaside Heights boardwalk. So Sammi Sweetheart or JWoww, depending on your perspective.

Street: Who would win in a celebrity deathmatch: Panhel or IFC? MB: Panhel, for sure. IFC wouldn’t be able to decide on a theme for their costumes and would want to change the match to dodgeball instead.