The Gutter returns from winter break just in time for our favorite event of the year: rush. The freshmen girls, dressed to impress and shivering outside sororities, were mostly able to maintain their composure. That is, except for one girl whose nerves/possible inebriated preparation got the best of her at TriDelt. Last time we checked, passing out during open house doesn’t constitute the ideal first impression.
Sadly, the men of Skulls won’t even get the chance to meet potential new pledges, as they have been barred from participating in rush activities. Looks like they really blew the "dry frat" cover this time. Let's hope they don't end up like FIJI circa 1999 and turn into a full–blown skeleton.
Speaking of manly men, apparently there was an early morning scuffle on Sunday between Gutter regular AEPi and the men of Castle. We hear AEPi won. Congrats guys, beating up Euro–trash earns you ... well, nothing.
Tuesday night off–campus went wild with at least six rush date parties. But ladies, doesn't it suck to be arm candy if you don't even get an open bar? Thanks, AEPi.
We’d also like to commend the students who lined up in the cold to get into Pottruck this week. Blame the rush of new year’s resolutions or too much free time, but we know most of you won’t be there next week. It's not like this is Transit or anything (pour one out for a homie).
