Now that bids have been handed out, freshmen have officially evolved from desperate kiss–asses into full–fledged bitches. How else do you explain the Beta pledges cavorting around the city in complete Trojan garb? Their antics, however, were mostly harmless, until one pledge had the bright idea to pop a beer in a Pottruck sauna, earning a swift kick right back out into the cold for him and the rest of his legion.
Cold might also have been a factor in Theos’ latest prank. Their new members assembled in Baby Quad for a group pic with the SDT pledge class, only to drop trou when the camera flashed. The photo turned out blurry, but maybe that’s for the best, because we’re told the reveal was unimpressive.
Most girls are exempt from such humiliation, unless they’ve accepted a Tabard bid. Their all–green wardrobes and Locust “artwork” don’t compare to the fun they had at a fiesta–themed mixer with Zete. With moustaches on their faces and degrading messages written on their cheeks, we’re sure they had a grreeeaaaat time.
Bid night took a violent turn on Saturday when a fight erupted at a Squirrely house. Our sources say that the results included a broken jaw and hospital stay, as well as sketchy police activity. Hey, at least it was a real fight, unlike last week.
Oddly enough, TriDelt is being hush hush about their new babes — apparently not making quota isn't something they want plastered on the front page of a newspaper. Guess some girls realized there's more to life than Delta sparkle.
Though the Mermaid of Pine Arms couldn't grace us with her presence at the DP Banquet, we hear she had a marvelous time at the Golden Globes. All we got was some chick in a tutu.
